iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

i have a pet peeve for shit like this^

don’e blame me becuase i can’t take the shit the government won’t give me. i’m doing as much as i can with my girlfriend, i’d take it if it was given. But to be honest, i’d rather have a woman moody than a guy moody.  the cramping and hunger is whatever. but the moodienss and increased sexual drive are going to be your problem females. Angry horny boyfriends don’t seem very fun, but you’ll probably have good sex because of it.

So i’m sorry for the government oppressing you, but don’t talk shit.

(via tila-taqueefa)

3 days ago  /  336,475 notes  /  Source: tastefullyoffensive

this is most likely going to be my first tattoo, it’s the charge vigor from infinite. easily my favorite thing to use in that game. but it also  went deeper than that for me. i’m an ares, i’m stubborn and hardheaded and all that other bullshit. Charge was pretty useful because it closed gaps, combine it with gear to drop salts and give back health on hit all i had to do was keep charging when i hit a tough spot. This works well with life now because i have to power through all this bullshit so i can enjoy everything else later. keep on swinging.

2 weeks ago  /  2 notes

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